Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.

Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.

by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010

Insufferable Attention Coworker

The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention

Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."

by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

Coworker Syndrome

Believing your coworker is attractive simply because you spend hours with them in close quarters and don’t know them personally enough to dislike them.

“Tyler is so cute”
“No he’s not, you just work with him. it’s called coworker syndrome.”

by Ilyzz_ May 16, 2025

Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together

"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"

by ginabun April 14, 2022

Coworker Metalcore

The specific sub genre of metal music (usually metalcore) an acquaintance such as a coworker will show to a metalhead in an attempt to try and relate to them.

Sleep Token, Ghost, Bad Omens, Falling In Reverse, and Ice Nine Kills are all examples of Coworker Metalcore

by The Beef Chief June 17, 2024

coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024