After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
by intenseemotion May 19, 2020
Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.
For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!
by MathPlus July 17, 2021
by shawologist April 3, 2020
A joke only people who lived through the great Covid War of 2020 would get. AKA the Coranavirus pandemic that started in the 20's. Yeah, that's how we're counting the decades in the 2000s now.
by Marvigeddon April 9, 2020
The percent of people in the population testing positive for covid. A portmanteau of “covid” and “positivity.”
by More touch September 6, 2022
by Bertiegirl April 17, 2020
When you and your partner get dressed to the nines to go to the post office, gas station and grocery store during a pandemic.
Hey babe, will you hand me my Prada heels, gold Navajo cuff and eyeliner for our covidate? I need to get gas, drop off some mail and grab some milk and butterscotch for my cookies tomorrow.
by Austin Jayhawk April 25, 2020