counterdare

the response to completing a dare

Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest

by GBONE93 June 9, 2011

counterpat

When someone pats you and you pat them back

Guy: *pats neko*
Neko: *purrs*
Neko: *counterpats*
Guy: heheh I like headpats.

by Another_Guy September 12, 2018

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Counterfactual

Something that is not factual

Man 1: 6 plus 4 is 9
Man 2: That is so counterfactual!

by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019

Counterrape

1. To beat someone in something (game, race, etc.) who was previously beating (or "raping") you.

2. To "turn the tables"

1) "We were down 0 to 21 in the third quarter of the football game when suddenly, we cam back and got 28 points in the same quarter!"

"Man, we totally Counterraped them!"

2)" YOU'VE JUST BEEN COUNTERAPED!!!!!!!!"

by Kelaina November 7, 2009

Counterfeiters

Men who fit kitchen counters

"hey look at me im a counterfeiters bitch!"

by Liana not a chav April 1, 2008

counterfeiter

A craftsman who specializes in sizing and installing kitchen cabinets. Unfortunately, they charge outlandishly.

Wow, those counterfeiters make a lot of money!

by concentrated oj February 20, 2008