counterparts

1. An awesome Rush album released in 1993 that marked their return to guitar-based rock
2. Two things that go together

1. I was listening to Counterparts today and it was awesome!
2. Peanut butter and jelly are unlikely, but eternal counterparts.

by UrbanDictator July 7, 2006

Plan Inclusive Counterplan

Used in policy debate, a plan inclusive counterplan is one that picks one single, irrelevant, stupid little thing of the affirmative plan and does all of plan minus that. Then, the 1NC will bitch about why that irrelevant, insignificant thing is really really bad. Typically, bad, lazy squads such as universities from the state of Kansas, will run these arguments.

Fuck, we're hitting KSU! We need to prep for a PIC (plan inclusive counterplan) debate!

by Baby D Nasty June 30, 2008

counterpwn

When someone tries to pwn you and you return it with a much more pwnage comment.

Guy 1: Dude you've been going out with that chick for like 3 months now and still haven't banged her

Guy 2: When was the last time you made it anywhere with a girl? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. Never.

Guy 3: Counterpwnd!

by Pwnbags Johansonn November 7, 2007

counterproductive

having the opposite of the desired effect.

Person A posts on a forum on behalf of B, Person B posts a similar message on that forum so A removes their post, shortly after B removes their post.
When questioned B said 'I don't like talking to strangers!' - counterproductive

by safesploit May 19, 2015

counterespionage

Activities designed to prevent or thwart spying by an enemy

The counterespionage was a great idea in Worls War 11

by dodo226 November 12, 2017

Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014

counterpunch

Counterpunch; a term used for someone who is submissive in starting something whether it be physically, verbally or anything else; meaning it usually takes someone/something else to start something up; shy, quiet being, or animal.

"Why doesn't James ever talk? We always have to bring up the conversations, he's such a counterpunch".

"Look at James, being a counterpunch, someone push him in the pool already, we've been here for an hour!"

by Mikayla555 November 29, 2009