countless bodies

someone who is sexy AF

Chad: yo he has countless bodies

Holly: Amen

by Jabba The Hutton April 24, 2020

Cuncle

A super cool uncle that is just plain awesome!!

Mom: Honey, your uncle Bill will be here soon.

Kid: YES! I love uncle Bill, he's such a cuncle!!

by cunclesrock February 19, 2010

Cruncle

A "Crazy Drunk Uncle".

Check out this guy kicking your neighbors dog... must be a cruncle

by Cruncles June 14, 2010

counkle

A relative who is both your uncle and your cousin.

Went to Milano Tx to visit my counkle!

by BruteTheBeast September 17, 2015

Cluncle

Your uncles clit

“Man I really want my cluncle sucked”

by HonestlyJustAshlynn November 29, 2018

Marriage Counciler

A male/female who has no chance of getting married so puts there effort into helping couples with there problems because they faced the facts and found thats the closest there going to get to to marital problems

When a couple are having problemos and they need some sad asswipe to save them. Marriage Counciler

by SuperAwesomeCoolAfroMan November 1, 2009

co-uncle

Your brother's or sister's brother-in-law, or your niece's or nephew's other uncle(s) that aren't your brothers.

Jonathon and I aren't blood related, as his sister married my brother, but we are co-uncles to Jack and Caroline.

by OneEyedWilvis January 20, 2009