A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.
Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...
Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard
Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard
by salaam_dune October 7, 2008
Get the couglet mug.verb: a fusion of the noun "cougar" and verb "google," to cougle is to initiate a digital relationship with an older woman by finding her online and adding her as a friend on a social network. In its passive form, a person may "be cougled" if the older woman in question is his or her mother.
"I definitely cougled Ross' mom last night."
"Jesus, Ross, your mom just returned my poke on Facebook. You’ve been totally cougled!"
"Jesus, Ross, your mom just returned my poke on Facebook. You’ve been totally cougled!"
by elbuenob March 10, 2009
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Couged It means to succeed in extraordinary ways. WSU's win in the Sun Bowl is a good example of this. The unfortunate arrogance and irrationality of some University of Washington supporters has promoted the opposite meaning. After the WSU men's basketball team had beaten the UW men's basketball team for the 7th straight time, a UW fan leaving the game was heard to say..."too bad, they almost Couged it" ...in fact, WSU did Coug It by beating UW at Hec Ed that afternoon.
The WSU Cougars not only have Couged It regularly in athletic competitions, but also in the many ways the University has had a positive impact on society.
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Get the Coggled mug.The secret connection or coupling of a media outlet to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence the public (consumer) to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Media outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. This definition is separate from a media outlet with an open political or opinionated leaning. Clearly marked advertisements are generally separate from the coupled media definition because they are openly marked as advertisements.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
Get the Coupled Media mug.Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.
Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.
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