coughing hyena

One who expels bacteria infected mucus by coughing extremely loud, consistently and profusely to the point where you want to inflict pain upon that person so they stop being so annoying. And they still keep coughing.

I don't know but they're a coughing hyena!

by Arilima May 28, 2010

Coughing Up Dust

To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.

Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.

by Sillynilley August 15, 2011

Coughing Tramp

An arsehole suffering so much damage from a Meat Mouth it causes heavy bleeding and blistering.

"Gosh, that Meat Mouth I had the other day has turned into a Coughing Tramp now... it really hurts".

by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

Coughing Aunt Sally

A woman who talks in something other than sentences.

(referring to a crazy bag lady who just says "Coffeene!" or one of those so-called hot mamas saying "yo, yo" or something)

"That's one Coughing Aunt Sally, there"

by Matt B December 10, 2003

coughing attack

An obviously fake coughing attack done in order to avoid answering a question, hide a laugh, or fill a silence.

Teacher: Who can explain the author's purpose in Chapter 5, and the cause and effect of the character's actions?

Student: *coughing attack* to avoid being called on

by vamason7 August 17, 2011

coughing induced seizures

.23% of all diening babies have them!

ohh my zeus that baby is having a coughing induced seizures.

by bobert twinkle September 29, 2007

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009