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Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.
Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.
by MedMen October 15, 2010
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Cotton Balls

“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”
by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018
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Cotton Balls

Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).

The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"

Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"

Randy: "Trés lame"
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
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cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath
After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"
by JeanVanier January 11, 2012
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Cotton balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house
by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019
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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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