cottaging

When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.

Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.

by Tommie T December 15, 2011

Cottaging

To patronise Chicken Cottage, a UK fast food chain specialising in competitively priced fried chicken products.

Zaf really wanted to go cottaging, he needed the fried goodness of chicken cottage after that sweaty workout!

by the toilet punisher December 8, 2007

cottaging

the act of cumming in a girls vagina and continuing the pumping action. This churns the cum into a cottage cheese like substance.

Tasmin was really horny the other night so her boyfriend decided a cottaging was in order.

by Hammiolo January 23, 2009

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cottageoing

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.

man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'

by swophie April 5, 2011

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Zack goes cottaging on thursdayd

by Goblin Ringleader August 19, 2022

Cottaging

When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory

Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it

by Bigbro77755743 October 23, 2023