cotswolding

The act of meeting and shagging a stranger in a bush whilst on a walk in the countryside.

This weekend I’m going cotswolding.

by magicpieman November 5, 2017

dead cotsy

a weirdo, neek who thinks he’s bad but goes and tells his mum when he’s got into beef so she can call the police.

Tyrone: imma put you in a spliff and rape your mum
Toby: i’m telling my mum on you
Tyrone: sym you dead cotsy

by OFB Double Dz September 16, 2020

dirty strawberry cotsquat

a shot created at Arety's Angels in Pendacola, Fl, named in reference to the extensive sexcapade.

Poured drop in style like a car bomb, consists of Heineken, 1800 silver tequila, and tequila rose.

Hoolin and Jeanna got me wasted on those Dirty Strawberry Cotsquats at Arety's Angels!!

by Dr Hoolin June 18, 2016

COTSG

ak: Church Of The SubGenius

"Hey, its BOB! Our Fearless leader of the COTSG."

by chow November 9, 2004

cotsmire

sex

jk it means a queer

he is a cotsmire

by ninjabuttpiratre munky October 23, 2009

Cotswaddler

Someone who wont get out of bed

Get out of bed you cotswaddler

by JamJam1238 April 4, 2019

cotslavia

a gooner who fiends for love in his life by trying to get with his best friend nubular and a girl who is 18 years old. He is pretty much a little child who goons for love.

person 1: yo did you see why diddy did
person 2: yeah its like something a grown up cotslavia would do.

by PantherIGuessLOL April 23, 2025