Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

by HavenB January 29, 2009

Coprophobia

The fear of feces (See-turds poops defecation refuse)

When one has Coprophobia, working at a dog park is not a good idea

by Irongrunty May 16, 2004

Coprophilia

A. Gaining some sort of sexual satisfaction from feces.
B. What 90% of Urban Dictionary definitions are about.

A. Evan's ultimate fantasy is to have someone take a shit on him.

B. I've looked through 500 Urban Dictionary definitions today, and 450 of them were about coprophilia.

by Freud Eggs August 3, 2010

Copromegahoardism

The act of concious refusal against ever again emptying ones bowels, by some considererd a philosophy of life.

Also: Being full of shit

"Ted, you are such a copromegahoardist!"
"Ted have adopted copromegahoardism as a way of life"

by Shit-Tzu December 22, 2008

Corprolite

(n.) A mashup of two words: Corporate, and Coprolite, which is a fossilized turd.

Used to describe entrenched middle management common to many workplaces, especially those members who have been in their jobs too long to be dismissed despite adding nothing more valuable to the company than would an ancient piece of rock-hard poop.

Employee 1: Hey, how'd your new idea go over with the big CEO?

Employee 2: It never got to him. Some corprolite decided he wanted things to stay the same around here and threw away my memo.

Passing middle manager, to himself: Corprolite? Sounds like new business jargon. I'll have to make sure I use that in my next presentation to the board!

by Cicero's Assassin December 16, 2009

coprophagiac

An eater of feces. Poop-eater.
One who can't help but eat feces, their own, or another's.

Rabbits, ruminants, dung beetles, and some dogs are coprophagiacs.

by DigNature April 20, 2009

Coprophagia

Eating ones own feces. Yum.

I'm really into coprophagia, and it's almost time for my PM BM. Care to witness the satiation of my appetite?

by Blicked November 17, 2003