Coronaism

An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.

From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?

by MathPlus July 25, 2021

Coronageddon

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.

Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?

by YAWA March 12, 2020

Connaire

A strong, smart, confident and attractive boy he usually only has girlfriends who are fit and he is normally good at sports and fitness topics.

He's so lucky must be a Connaire

by CAtCJ September 12, 2016

CoronaBreak

Coronabreak is when you have school off because some chinese person ate a bat 3-4 months ago.

Person1:We don't have school the next 2 weeks

Person2:So to be clear you are saying that we don't have school for the next two weeks, then we have school for a week, then we go on spring beak?

Person1:Yep

Person2:Yeah nice try

Person2:*checks school website*

Person2:What the f*ck

Person1:Happy CoronaBreak

by CrocFriday March 14, 2020

Coronapression

1. an overwhelming feeling of despair due to Coronavirus
2. a long and severe recession in an economy or market due to Coronavirus

1. “I’ve got Coronapression”
2. “They cancelled the house auction due to Coronapression”
3. “I lost my job due to Coronapression”

by Evolutionist March 30, 2020

CoronaCreates

A symptom of Quarantine when you go insane and start creating random stuff like a sail boat or a swing set. Most commonly appears in adults and crafty children. This is only one of the symptoms of Quarantine

Boy 1: Guys, what is Arnold doing?

Arnold: *Sawing wood for a new table*

Boy 2: Oh no, he's got one of the Quarantine symptoms......CORONACREATES!

by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

coronadoed

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.

I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.

by Brailsford December 17, 2008