The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
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Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 05, 2020
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Corona virus

Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).
by sick lad 123 March 16, 2020
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Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020
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Corona virus

A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.
by big gae weeb March 11, 2020
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The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
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John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 17, 2021
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The Corona Virus

The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020
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