Coronandos

To participate in an outing to Nandos after lockdown terminates.

Hey James, you coming to Coronandos in October?

by HappyFish33 August 13, 2020

Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

cormorant weather

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.

"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"

by Ominous Silence March 16, 2013

Coronials

Kids who were conceived by their parents during the quarantine that resulted from the coronavirus. Most of these babies will be born post-December 2020, continuing until spring 2021. They may also be referred to as covid kids.

With nothing else to do and feeling bored from being shut inside for so long, many couples decided, “Why not make a baby?!”

She was born in New York on January 8th, 2021, no doubt part of the first wave of coronials to populate the state.

by Downhill Dave March 19, 2020

coronian

A certified survivor of COVID19, and perhaps a broader swath of Corona viruses, known to carry antibodies against COVID19. A new upper class of certified virus surviving worker, whose antibodies are worth more than their weight in gold, and who is allowed to work and move unhindered. Typically commands 2-5X normal market rate for their services. Not to be confused with Covidian who is merely someone infected, or Covidiots who are mere mortals who think they are invincible and therefore move around unhindered, putting others and their own lives at risk.

The Coronian imperiously walked in to the hospital ER, and asked, “Who is in charge here? Any other Coronians or am I once again required to deal with mere humans?”

by Adanny100 April 9, 2020

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Coronanation Street

A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.

"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"

"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."

"Boss shout, lad."

by Bayesoir March 21, 2020