Coretchi

These kind of people are mostly short and bad at every single sport even badminton but they're still very nice and handsome.

If you're looking for a one night stand these are a perfect match for these reason:
-not hard to convince
-easy to carry in your purse or your pocket
-pretty good in bed

Girl 1- Hey do you have something to do tonight?
Girl 2- Yes I actually got a one night stand with a Coretchi.
Girl 1- Wow you're so lucky!
Girl 2- Wanna see him?
Girl 1- Sure
Girl 2 *opens her purse*
Girl 1- Wow so cute!

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

corvette

Noun.

1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).

NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).

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1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.

by thaks April 26, 2006

cornetto

A brand of ice cream...never heard about the 'other' meaning, lewis.

They're ad campaign is pretty damn good.

"Mmm, what I wouldn't give for a cornetto!"

by kitee October 25, 2004

Little Red Corvette

A song by Prince which is misunderstood as car, but is actually talking about a vagina. Was a number one hit in the United States.

"Do you know any number one songs Prince had?" "Yeah, Little Red Corvette."

by Alexander Nevermind May 18, 2006

Corvette Z06

a racing car made by chevrolet, the definiton of chevrolet's greatness. will smoke your mustang cobra anyday. it beat the porsche 911gt3 in the quarter mile, so that just shows you not to fuck with chevy racing

yo the corvette z06 is just fuckin amazing

by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007

Corbett

A unit of measurement of martial prowess. A single corbett being the equivalent of one 'Ronnie Corbett' (OBE and diminutive comedian) defeated in unarmed combat to the death. Subsequent corbetts are presumed to be attacking in concert. ie if a man was rated six corbetts, he would be able to defeat six Ronnie Corbetts simultaneously.

Don't mess with that guy, he'll fucking destroy you, he must be about fify corbetts.

Or

Check out that guy, what a chump, he's barely half a fucking corbett!

by Crippled Ninja April 14, 2009

Cornetto Trilogy

A legandary trilogy of films is "shaun of the dead", "Hot fuzz" and "The worlds end" in each film Stars the same two characters Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and occasionaly some other characters that have been in one the cornetto trilogy film and appear in the others, each film has a different theme and genre, for example "shaun of the dead": a zombie appocalypse, "hot fuzz": a bunch of failure policemen, apprart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to switch off, and "the worlds end" a bunch of succsesful men appart form one (simon pegg) who doesn't know how to grow up, all go on a pub crawl around their old childhood town "newton haven". In each trilogy there is always some sort of tragedy or happening going on through the films I reccomend you see all the films back to back, in each film you will hear many quotes that are used quite often through out the trilogy's, most people I know have seen the movies and use the quotes too and we most deffinatly use them in my house hold!

Quotes from each "cornetto trilogy":

Shaun of the dead:

Ed: lenny says that winchester rifle is real

Shaun: yeah well lenny also says dogs can't look up

*later on in the movie ed uses the rifle against the zombies and it works.

Ed: see, what did I tell you?!?...

Shaun: yeah ok you were right but dogs can look up

Hot fuzz:

The andy's: every one and their mums is packin roun ere...

Nicholas angel: like who?

The andy's: farmers

Nicholas angel: and ?....

The andy's: farmers mums...

Another quote form hot fuzz

Danny: have you seen point break?

Nicholas: no!

Danny: bad boys two???

Nicholas: no!!

Danny: * freezes in shock* you aint seen bad boys two?!?!

The worlds end:

"Let's boo boo"

"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Oh fuck off you big lampshade"
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"Why don't you get back in your spaceship and fuck of back to legoland you cunt!!!"
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"To errr is human ..... So .... Errrr!!!

by "cornetto trilogy" lover!! September 2, 2013