A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.
by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015
Get the Cowism mug.A metaphorical substance someone "consumes" after an unfavorable outcome takes place to help them "cope" with that outcome. Usually, it will involve conjuring up some silver lining that in practice does very little or nothing to mitigate that outcome.
Citizen 1: Holy crap we just elected a fascist psychopath into office, we're done for!
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)
Citizen 2: Well...he did at least mention that he supports recycling right? (Inhales tons of copium)
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copium is a stimulant drug which comes in gas. the gas itself helps somebody from getting depression but not from being sad in general. however another form of copium (AKA hopeium) is a more effective gas. both discoverd by sir pepe the II
yo bro pass the copium
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Get the copium mug.A 2020 breadtube metaphor for the mental gymnastics conservatives must undergo to adjust to the shattering of their bubble by leftists. (A pun on opium). Most closely associated with breadtube Youtuber Vaush.
Lmao did you see conservative twitter after the Vaush-Tim Pool debate? Inhaling copium by the gallons lmao.
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The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations/Unrational for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole. Symptoms can also leak out into the real world, which include: Aggressive acts of vandalism, blockage of streets and highways, destruction of buildings and stores, Destruction on windows for no reason, Graffiti that tells their claim in a straightforward way, and occasionally scenes of murder or flinchings or suicide
The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations/Unrational for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole. Symptoms can also leak out into the real world, which include: Aggressive acts of vandalism, blockage of streets and highways, destruction of buildings and stores, Destruction on windows for no reason, Graffiti that tells their claim in a straightforward way, and occasionally scenes of murder or flinchings or suicide
Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium. This is a very troublesome time, indeed
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