Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

Covid Doable

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.

"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 1, 2023

Copium

Lying to yourself in order to cope with something.

"My hairline is totally fine"
"You're high on copium dude..."

by lennilaube December 20, 2021

COVID-19

killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf

I will infect you with the COVID-19

by duplik8 March 8, 2020

copile

Two consecutive piles or something, that is at most 1 foot apart. Otherwise it's just a pile.

Dude: Look at that copile of crack!
Dude 2: YAY CRACK!!

by Melvin69 August 26, 2005

copic

the real reason artists are broke.

"what happened to your cable"
"copics"

by thecynicalone July 26, 2018

COVID Fest

A gathering that occurs during the time of a global pandemic that completely disregards all of the scientific data and social distancing rules. Example: I would stay away from Sandra. I heard she was at a COVID Fest the other night.

We left just in time last night. The party turned into a real COVID Fest. By Saturday 23 people had tested positive.

by DustyToby August 19, 2020