Coors Light

The shitiest fucking beer on the planet. Only fucking pussies and fags drink this shit.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

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Coors Light

Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.

Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Driver: I've had a few.

Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.

by Feedstoremafia February 28, 2018

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Commonly abbreviated CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the act of purchasing multiple flats of Coors Light and determining the amount required for inebriation, leading to bouts of drunken laughter, bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and "accidentally" copping a feel of your best girl friends. Many attempt the CLC, but few actually complete it, as it takes so many of these "beers" to get drunk, the participant dies of hyperaquaitis, a condition that describes too much water in one's body.

Bro 1: Bro, do you wanna pick up a couple of flats and do the CLC this weekend?
Bro 2: Oh you know it, I'll hit those up like Brose Canseco
Bro 1: Let's make out.

Hot chick: Can you believe those guys are doing the Coors Light Challenge? They're sooooooo brave.
Slightly less hot chick: Like oh my God I know!! I just want them to do things to me, like right now.

by Pat Bro'Neil May 3, 2011

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Coors light

A popular "alcoholic" beverage that tastes worse than Odoull's but slightly better than hose water. Especially popular among rednecks and college freshmen who can't afford real beer.

rocky mountain piss water aka coors light

by Mr.FixItWithDuctTape December 17, 2012