The Coop

The deity of a religion based upon the beliefs of Anderson Cooper. This holy spirit comes in every voting day to children's windows to warn them about the dangers of eating their vegetables. If a child who has been spoken to by The Coop disobeys this spirit by eating their greens, they will have reoccurring dreams of Wolf Blitzer for 2.5 years.

My son woke me up at 3 am last night as I heard someone rummaging through the fridge. When I made my way down the stairs, he froze with sweat pouring off of his face, dried tears in his eyes and a head of lettuce in his hand. As I took the lettuce from his grip he screamed in a satanic voice, "CATCH ANDERSON COOPER 360 WEEKNIGHTS AT 8." I could not do anything... I had lost my son to The Coop.

by Katttzillla February 12, 2014

cooping

To sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.

Police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.

by Dewski November 10, 2008

coop

home, or the chill spot.

chillin at the coop waitin to et schwyasted

by dank! July 18, 2009

Cooping

A practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.

Edgar Allan Poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in Baltimore in October 1849

There's a reproduction of this practice in "Gangs of New York" movie.

by manvanhaus October 11, 2009

coop

the place in which you live, your home.

I'm going to pick you up at the coop around 7ish.

by Crazy Casey March 31, 2007

coop

coop- sweet

coopdyville- to become one with the coolness

that blow job was coop

i was in coopdyville

by mattchew June 18, 2003

coop

Coop - To be cool and so cool that you just die cos ur sooo cool :O

Coop wow i just said Coop

by Coop June 9, 2003