Betty cooper

A nice, modest person who dates the hottest boy and has a darkness within her

Oh I wish I was a Betty cooper

by Riverdale fandom September 13, 2017

CooderBob

A broad term for a handsome man who happens to be a stupid, hillbilly redneck racist who can't read and wields a chainsaw.

When yoyre illiterate and science confuses you, don't use a chainsaw. You'll be accused of being a stupid CooderBob.

Heidi- "Who is that handsome man with the chainsaw?"

Tim- "Don't be fooled! It's a CooderBob!"

by Shallow People Directory November 20, 2020

colber

Contraction for Cold Beer.

Pass me a colber.

by air con emcee February 19, 2009

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Adam Cooper

Bellend,wanker,cunt, complete and utter waste of spunk

Adam Cooper is a total bellend and a waste of spunk

by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019

zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019