Converse

A small town outside of San Antonio. Also know as the asshole of Texas.
"Wanna stop by my old high school? It's in converse."
"Oh, no. That place is a dump."
by troller49 November 30, 2011
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Converse

Cardboard cut-out shoes that last two seconds before you have to buy new ones. Basketball shoes that have been around for a long time, but are becoming a stupid trend. Currently owned by nike.
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: OOH I GOT NEW CONVERSE!!!
normal guy: didn't you tell me that yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:Yeah but these are NEW :D
normal guy: what happened to the ones you got yesterday?
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:A raindrop landed on them and they blew up.
normal guy: oh great, new converse. made in sweatshops where poor children are exploited ...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot:What does exploited mean? :S
Normal Guy: You better run, it's going to start raining...
Stupid Emo-ass idiot: * Runs, when foot hits floor, converse fall apart*
by Steal This Definition! March 30, 2006
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Converse

Big Ugly Clown Shoes That Skaters And Emos Use.

(See Skater,Emo
That Mans Converse Were So Big When He Was Walking He Fell Flat On His Face And Everyone Laughed And Started Singing The E.M.O. Song.
by GROINHOLD101 July 11, 2008
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right, converse are nice shoes, right?
mostly posers and copiers get the black ones becasue, welll they're copiers and are incapable of being individual. ther are a few who got the blacks becasue they like 'em but otherwise the former.
poser :'oh look s/he's wearing converse! oh look more people are wearing them! lets copy them!'
*has orgasm and asks mum for money*

*go into shoe shop*

'i'll get the black ones because im a copier and can't pick a slightly more inividual and different pair'
by rwar! August 02, 2006
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Converse

An old-fashioned shoe made from canvas material. Uncomfortable after long periods, but certainly stylistic.

It must be noted that the only real Converse shoes are the high-tops. LOW-TOPS ARE A COP-OUT. The people who wear low-tops are the people who just want to fit in, but are afraid of standing out too much. Way to be half ass.
I want some Converse shoes, but conversely, I am too socially conscious to wear real Converse.
by MrTayTay April 03, 2009
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Converse

A BRAND name.

Most silly people will define converse as the canvase shoes they are known for (CHUCK TAYORS YOU DUMB FUCKS), when really it is just the brand name.

Alicia (retard): HEY NOICE CONVERSE
Sarah: Oh, yeah my chucks are custom.
Alicia: Chucks? That the hell, your wearing them and you don't even know there name? LOL.
Sarah: you truley are a retard why do I waste my time with you.
by zombie attack June 16, 2008
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Converse

The basic of any sneaker. Idk if they used to be better or not, but I don't like them. I don't see how they're comfortable as most people say. I used to have a pair, and my feet would hurt and get blisters everytime I walked with them. OUCH. The problem is that they have no cushion, and I would rather go for Air Jordans or any skate shoe... because they're actually comfortable and HAVE cushioning.
Mom: How do you like your new Converse shoes?

Me: They're freaking painful! I walked around with them and now my feet are all beat up! Let's go to Sports Authority and get Adidas!

A day later...

Mom: How are your Adidas?

Me: Great. They're comfortable and I can walk across the country in them.
by oldschoolskatefan June 07, 2009
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