conjorted

It means everything. You can use it in any context towards anything

Bitch you is conjorted XD

by wonderful amaze ball words February 27, 2019

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

contired

Confused and tired.

The class was making me contired.

by I'mbatman27 January 11, 2020

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Conored it

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.

"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"

by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015