contasouved

To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash

Kosta=OMG bro you just contasouved the souvlaki you just got

by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019

contact orgasm

When your roommate & his/her partner are in the other room having sex, & their orgasms are so screaming loud, you have one just from what you heard

From her room across the hall, Michele heard Teri & Tyrone have such loud orgasms, she had a contact orgasm just from the sound!

by princess wife June 5, 2013

tune contamination

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.

Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

boob contact

The substitute for eye contact when a man is talking to a woman with big breasts.Though he may try to make eye contact, it's often unavoidable to sneak a peek.

Jen: Hey Mike
*Mike makes boob contact*
Mike: oh.. Hey Jen. What's up?
Jen: My eyes, for one thing, you perv.
Mike: Sorry, it's like hypnosis

by freakingname July 14, 2007

sensual eye contact

the act of engaging in intercourse thorough the actions of suggestive stares

oh man dude i gave your sister sensual eye contact and she loved it!

by GordoOoOoOoOoOoO August 27, 2006

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

contained randomness

1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression

2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour

"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"

by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004