contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004

The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Contagious

Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

Dude, that concert was contagious!!

by Peelio January 21, 2004

contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

slut perfect continuous

being persistently slutty

Had Jo only done one of them would have made her slut-perfect, but to have birthed an entire clan of orangutans, and then to make all of them take up the service industry, truly earns her the credit of being slut perfect continuous.

by samrat June 20, 2007

The continuous moaner

One who frequently and randomly lets out moans for no apparent reason. May be result of mental disability.

An example of the continuous moaner is Jourdan Greene.

by thefriendwhopostsmeanwords October 29, 2009