Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

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concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

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(N.B: the word conscruption is actually an amalgamation of the words construction and corruption): the infamously and notoriously corrupt construction industry in the Canada's Belle Province, the province of Quebec.

the conscruption industry isn't, IMHO, a problem onto itself. IMHO it's actually our corrupt provincial politicians who let the spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding; therefore our some of our politicians in Quebec should also be investigated by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2013

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Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.

by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009

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Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.

Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009

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Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

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