by Larstait November 08, 2003
by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005
A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.
If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.
If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.
The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".
I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...
by SkullWolf December 01, 2004
An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.
“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”
by Your”-ism”here June 16, 2009
by coinroller August 19, 2007
A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.
Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.
The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts
The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004