constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

Constitution

What george bush and dick cheney will change so good ol bushy can have another 20 yrs in office

giddyup horsey yeehaw im the president

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Constitution

A document that Ultra-Conservative, fascist jackasses think allows for integration of church and state, constant surveillance, and media censorship.
Basically ignored to pursue the "greater good" of a Christian Theocracy.

If this doesn't frighten you, I don't know what can.

The FCC now fines $500,000 for every act of "indecency", something completely subjective, but normally defined as being "Offensive".

I find it offensive when a government official says "God"...

by SkullWolf December 1, 2004

Constitution

An American Humanist’s Bible. Like the Bible, the Constitution can be interpreted to defend all forms of human behavior. Books are replaces by articles, commandments by amendments and preachers by lawyers and judges. The “intent” of the Framers who crafted the document may never be known, but chances are it isn’t what you believe.

“Do you have a copy of the Constitution?”
“Of course, but wouldn’t you rather hear what I have to say?”

by Your”-ism”here June 15, 2009

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

The Constitution

A wonderful document created by eighteenth-century enlightenment thinkers. Conservative pundits often pretend to know what it is or what it says. One of seven words in the vocabulary of Sean Hannity.

Conservative Sean: You can't pass a bill protecting clean drinking water! It's against The Constitution!
Liberal Joe: How so?
Conservative Sean: It just is! It's socialism!
Liberal Joe: OK, Boomer

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Constitution

One's diet, and inner workings.

What something is made of.

The constitution of the elderly contains many figs and prunes.

The definition of God or any religious, politcal or auto-related word on this site is a constitution of bullshit and misinterpreted assfacts

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004