Condoodlefy

To take a concept, condition or situation and make or cause unrecognizable confusion

Dan will condoodlefy simple directions.
Jill has a way to condoodlefy the truth.
Their way was all condoodlefied.

by Skeeter Bug June 7, 2019

Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

Consoome

When you completely engulf something such as 5-hour energy with no regrets. Can also be used as a synonym for merking or destroying something.

I just consoomed 7 servings of ramen. With this energy I will completely consoome anyone who stands in my way.

by DrJoeFlow December 12, 2018

Contoodle

To take a long squiggly crap.

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!

by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

Confood

Con/Food
Adjective

When you don't know what to eat, out of so many choices.

Jade: I don't know what to eat, cake or biscuits.
Jordan: Same. I'm so confood.

by FabianTheFab August 2, 2016

Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018