A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...
You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.
In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat33 December 7, 2013
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Crysis 2 was to be a good game, now it won't be due to it being consolised.
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation
by dixeh December 13, 2010
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My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
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Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("
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