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Conservatard

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.
Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
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conservatron

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus
Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.
by NickFender August 10, 2012
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Conservaturd

A public statement of conservative political thought laden with typical ignorance and vile.
That retarded cunt Ann Coulter laid a ginormous conservaturd on Fox last night, blaming yeast infections on income taxes.

Dude, did you read the Wall Street Journal's conservaturd in Friday's edition?
by Drofhcor August 6, 2011
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Conservatrash

A Conservative-leaning individual below the poverty line, therefore supporting a political agenda that actually threatens their livelyhood.

Usually seen touting political or social beliefs while looking incredibly unkempt and/or dirty.
"Check out all the Palin stickers on that run-down Conservatrash pick-up truck!"

"Wow, I can't believe Conservatrash folks think I'd pay attention to a political sign in front of a house on wheels."

"This Conservatrash guy on the corner was shouting about wanting to keep his guns, religion, and money. Maybe he should use the first or beg the second to get himself some of the third."
by lemonlimeskull April 28, 2010
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conservatard

Combination of Conservative and Retarded, not often used because of the childish nature of the word.

This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.

"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.

It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.

Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
"This conservatard won't look up tax rates from the Bush-era and how it directly drove 90% of the population wealth down and 10% wealth skyrocketing, all he keeps saying is how Obama is a Nazi.

He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
by poqbum October 28, 2011
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Conservatroll

The most poisonous and infectious troll of the Internet as he/she uses his/her conservative beliefs to make everybody's life miserable. They are known to be the real cyber criminals.
"A Muslm with a vid cam is only looking todo 1 thing. I hope you have libral gun laws like we do in Maine. no soft targets, make them jihadis pay. We get killed by them becauz of this "gun controll" law made by librals. You ain't gonna stop me because Imma Conservatroll! Feed my all you want with ur libral comments!
by JES1993 April 3, 2016
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Conservatroll

Person who goes on the Internet espousing extreme social darwinist, libertarian, and reactionary views to see if he or she can get a rise out of liberals, social-democrats, socialists, and communists.
A Conservatroll might say Socialism comes from collectivism which comes from racism. Liberals are therefore Nazis.
by Fred Bloggs23 October 13, 2011
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