Conquistasnoring

Snoring so loud it carries across to the room next door (thus invading it).

This condition can only be remedied by wearing a large metal helmet while sleeping.

"My dad was conquistasnoring all last night. He conquered the whole house!"

by MayDayX May 6, 2015

Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.

Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!

by Drewpy January 26, 2005

Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

by Mercury1 August 8, 2005

Conquested

A person you have previously had casual sex with.

"I haven't conquested that one yet but she's on the list."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003

Conquistador Pua

A famous pick up artist from London who has cracked the nightclub code.

Holly: I meet this guy last night in West End and he was very different from others.
Alicja: In what way??
Holly: Well we ended up taking about visual arts and being in love for the first time.
Alicja: I think you were hit on by the Conquistador Pua

by waitress who hates her job April 26, 2012

Conquester

People who break the rules of the New York City Transit Authority for their own benefit. This is usually illegal, as it involves stealing MTA property, and/or trespassing. This includes breaking into the cabs of subway trains, peeling stickers off of buses, or changing the route signage on trains without permission. It also often causes confusion in the system.

Conquesters don't usually admit their wrongdoings, and usually claim to be "civilized transit enthusiasts."

Foamer: *removes poster from subway station for an active service change*

Railfan: OMFG YOU CONQUESTER! WHY WOULD YOU STEAL THE POSTER!?!

Foamer: It's for the collection. Now leave me alone, since I'm just trying to enjoy the trains and I don't need your ass annoying me.

by the way, this was written on December 13, 2020