connectionship

is a poetic journey that explores love, pain, joy, confusion, society- LIFE.

They couldn't really call what they had a relationship, it was a connectionship.

by Veronica Adams June 20, 2015

Terms and conditions

A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.

☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!

by Mattsit January 24, 2021

coniption

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.

I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption fit

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.

Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!

by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006

coniption

To get wicked mad pissed like a crazy guy on steroids who just stubbed his toe.

Crazy Guy On Steroids: "MUDDA FUCKAAAAAGH, MY TOOOOOOOOOEEEE"
Crazy Guy On Steroids Mom: "Honey, don't have a coniption. Mumsy made you some cookies with extra protien like you like."
Crazy Guy On Steriods On Ground Holding His Foot: "OWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by rythmik1 December 21, 2004

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010