Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."

by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013

Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.

Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-

by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

by hnoss March 23, 2017

Connecticut cover up

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

connecticutment

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.

kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did

by basichoe123 May 19, 2019

Connecticut Casual

The type of attire one would wear to a garden party*. Such garments include button down shirts, polo shirts, sweater vests, bow ties, khakis, etc.

Synonym: Preppy

Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.

*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.

What's the dress code for this Garden Party?

I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.

Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?

by TheOffice2011 October 17, 2011

Falls Village, Connecticut

A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.

-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!

by aplate December 3, 2010