Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.
Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion
Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019
Get the cheesy concussion mug.n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
by Double A Ron May 3, 2005
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Get the cockcushion mug.Conscusting (adj.)- of the nature of being disgusting beyond measure; to be abhorrent to the point of causing another to get close to the point of vomiting
by MOSH PEG April 17, 2010
Get the Conscusting mug.Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
Get the concussion kings mug.*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.
* this is not real
UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.
narwhals rule over us
gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"
by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022
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