cockjiggler

a gigolo who works for men

Greg is the best cockjiggler in town. He gives all his clients what they pay for.

by menyasovootgreg November 12, 2009

confligglenoggled

Completely and utterly shitfaced; thoroughly hammered.

I was absolutely fucking confligglenoggled out of my mind last weekend.

by CrunkDawg October 22, 2003

connigget

All powerful monkey.

All hail connigget!

by Connigetsmother May 17, 2011

conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.

only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.

by mike blown January 21, 2008

Conjigulate

The act of preparing someone or one's self a sandwich.

Somebody conjigulate me

by Random#9 April 21, 2011

Configglestain

The act of staining your nice dandy pair of board shorts

I was reaching for my longstocking and I sprayed a configglestain onto my dockers.

by Dweump master June 15, 2010

Conjigger

A word used when you cannot formulate a proper word to express your thoughts on fixing an object or task. Usually used by people named Zack or Chad or any other name of someone who would attend higher education paid for by your parents.

Let Conjigger that server...

by Shaggykjb November 3, 2020