Congress 

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

Congress by Twist3dginger July 7, 2018

Congress 

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

Congress by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018

Congress 

To have sex

"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."

Congress by DeimosDaWiz May 8, 2023

Congress 

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

Congress by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013

Congress 

One of the major parts of the United States federal government that contains 2 parts: the House and the Senate. Also, members are usually designated to the Republicans, the Democrats or to an independent party. They are pretty powerful since one of their major functions is passing or repealing laws that can effect the entire country. These people work long and hard to try to take away your freedoms every single day by passing more and more laws and bills that are completely useless and unnecessary. These people also tend to act like idiotic butthurt teenagers with too much power in their hands.

These politicians are so butthurt that they will shutdown the government if no one agrees with their views. Logic and reasoning, as well as actual facts and data won't get through to them. One such case is Nancy Pelosi who stated that every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs. The major flaw with her statement is that in 2009 (the year that she stated that), there were only 316 million people in the United States and yes, she said millions. This is one of the examples of the failures of Congress.

Congress consists of 2 parts: The House and the Senate and this branch of government is filled with nothing but butthurt children with too much power and are idiotic to boot. This, of course, is a pretty terrible combination for the country.

Congress by Digital Preacher January 9, 2015

Congress 

As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

Congress by MeowKittehFace April 27, 2011

congress 

The opposite of Progress

If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?

congress by Andy May 6, 2004