confuciusly

With characteristics similar to the wisdom and teaching of Confucius. Or, in Mike Tyson's case, the word you use when you can't remember or have never heard the words intensely, strictly, faithfully, rigorously, etc.

"I've been trainin' confuciusly." - Mike Tyson

by Piker Bill September 21, 2004

Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.

"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."

by Pinker May 28, 2008

confuscious

when you're confused and any word ending with cious

Example: I was so confuscious of being confused and conscious at the same time

by darkestdarci September 25, 2023

Capo Confuscious

The name of rapper Bizzy Bone's younger brother, was killed in 2003 over marijauna.

Muder over stupid things has really got to stop.

by Valentine December 23, 2004

confuciously

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

by Jhawk July 24, 2008

Confucius

The man whose teachings are indirectly responsible for the pressures that Asian parents impose on their children

AznNerd93: omg my parents told me to break up with my girlfriend for the sake of filial piety due to this Confucius dude

by inquilinekea July 13, 2007