cuntfungus

Fungus in the cuntal regions.

Jenny, the high school whore, ended up with cuntfungus after fucking all the jocks at prom night. Not to be confused with STD`s. Cuntfungus is just a fucking dirty cunt.

by Dis-eddie October 20, 2010

confungry

a state of mind one can get after all the confusing nutritional data about what is bad for your diet (carbs, fat, trans fat, sat fat, calories, etc.), while at the same time, since you can't figure what to eat you get hungry.

I'm soooo confungry about this delicious foods i can"t eat because they are not good for my health.

by Babyz7z7 March 8, 2011

confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

by Jhawk July 24, 2008

Confucius

The man whose teachings are indirectly responsible for the pressures that Asian parents impose on their children

AznNerd93: omg my parents told me to break up with my girlfriend for the sake of filial piety due to this Confucius dude

by inquilinekea July 13, 2007

senpai_cornfungus

A person who post awful content but is able to get likes on there post

Person 1: hey can whats your tiktok account?
Person 2: its ____ but i gotta warn you im kind of a senpai_cornfungus

by OwoPpang December 27, 2020

confugasm

A climax which plunges you into the black hole of uncertainty

(confugasm)
Timothy: "OooOOOHH??"

by fuckin fucksticks October 29, 2011

confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017