by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 12, 2020

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.
Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.
by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
A very specific version of dying inside.
It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!
The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.
by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.
by anonymous August 18, 2022

by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.
by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025

by Alsnwndrlnd March 12, 2024
