Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.

"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."

by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

Confroused

(adjective)
When you are incredibly sexually attracted to someone, but cannot figure out what exactly it is that attracts you.

"Dude, you keep staring at Sarah. She isn't bad looking, but nothing special."
"I dunno man, I get really confroused around her and I am trying to find out why."

by Valkur90 November 2, 2013

Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022

Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

by Skatha March 11, 2022