conblabulate

Have a long, pointless conversation.

See also: confabulate.

Kris and David conblabulated in the break room for about an hour. I don't even know why they pay those two.

by C. S. July 6, 2005

congratulate

To give a blowjob

Hey bitch come congratulate me

by saajdfjhgh December 16, 2013

confratulations

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after

"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*

by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

conflopulate

A uncomfortable situation which a person has to make a choice but continues to go back and forth about the matter.

Kate will conflopulate over whether to order a salad or Mongolian BBQ.

by Chear55 February 8, 2015

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

conflagturated

the state of being so extremely baked that your words mumble together

"bro lets go to macdonuts then we can go to dunkin donalds"
"your to conflagturated to sense make"

by four twents May 2, 2010

confratulations

A form of congratulations that is only warranted after completing a fratty activity.

confratulations lets do another around

by fratfratfratfrat June 6, 2010