convagulations

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

by βĠ October 10, 2007

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Convagulations

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

by PettyRider April 24, 2010

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Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

by Baconstain June 6, 2013

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confratulations

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after

"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*

by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

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confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

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