post-micturition convulsion syndrome

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

by I love to piss December 29, 2007

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jumping to conclusions

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Conclusion

1. The result or outcome of an act or process.
2. To come to a conclusion too quickly, without sufficient thought or evidence.

1. After a tough hour with the math problem, he finally came to a conclusion.

2. "She saw me and her best friend on the couch talking and she jumped to conclusions"

by Rebanex May 18, 2008

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Convulsion

A term applied to the act of moving one's camera (during skype or other video chat program) and usually voluntary although the outcome of the movement may appear random and illogical.

-"You've had a convulsion and now I can't see you!"

-"It was really clear until she had a convulsion and now it's all just ceiling and curtains."

by Mr. Legitimate Entry September 13, 2010

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Optical Conclusion

Optical Conclusion- When someone tells you the ending of a movie you haven't seen yet.

1. That was the worst Optical conclusion I have ever herd slash seen!

2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.

3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.

by Voltronn October 21, 2010

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sexual convulsion

Amazingness.

Girl: "I'm cumming, I'm cumming!"

Guy: "ahhhhhhh!"

Girl: "Oh my god, Oh my god -- FUUUUUUU!"

Guy: "AHHHHHH!"

Girl: *body spasm aka sexual convulsion*

by theoneandonlysexgod May 14, 2012

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