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Condoming

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.
by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009
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Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.
Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.
by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016
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Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob
“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick
by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019
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Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013
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Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009
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condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.
Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.
by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014
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condomize

Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
by enrico suave February 6, 2013
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