Condam

A stupid way to say condom. Used to dusguise the word from retarded parents.

Matt had to use a condam because he had a bad case of shit-in-his-throat.

by Rampaige January 24, 2009

plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

condhammic

This means "with Dhamma", that is, consistant with Dhamma, a Pali word equivalent to the Sanskrit word Dharma. That which is condhammic or condharmic is wise, true, egoless, and encourages love and compassion in others.

The Buddhist monk's counsel to the people was condhammic as it sought to end greed, anger, and delusion among them while encouraging love and compassion to others.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

condimental drift

The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table

Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?

Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?

by cyanocitta November 6, 2007

Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.

Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"

by sammgs July 24, 2007

anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011