concuboob

A male concubine, typically a pretty one who is dumb, but pretty.

N thought to herself, "He's not very bright, but at least he's got a great ass, and fucks like a hurricane. He'll do, for a concuboob."

by lyroshu December 5, 2013

ConchBook

A Social Media site developed by Conchus Christ himself for people residing in the Caribbean, as according to White Americans, have no access to internet.

"Did you see Tyler fighting on ConchBook?"

by theslumpcxnch July 13, 2017

Islamic Concubine

Islamic Concubine refers to a woman in a polygamous style relationship who is legally permitted to have intimate relations with the man, although she may not have official "wife" status.

During Islamic Arabia, some polygamous men had concubines. Essentially, these men had consensual intimate relations with their servant women (concubines) from who the men were in common law marriages with.

The polygamous men had to be in common law marriages with the servant women, since fornication was prohibited.

During Islamic Arabia, some men had Islamic Concubines.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

satan's concubine

An extrememly short tempered, small statured, partially paralyzed woman who constantly fucked around on her ex husband, producing a child with a different father. Also likes to start fights by throwing the first punch but threatens the punchee that if he hits her back she'll call the police and use her disability as a crutch.

Stephanie was such an uberbitch that her ex husband referred to her as satan's concubine

by LaDeena April 23, 2007

concubinial succubi

A demonic woman from hell that comes to a correctionial facility (prison) and has sex with multiple inmates in one session, leaving them feeling extremly confused about what took place during the night when they awaken and realize they have a painful throbing erection.

When I was in prison I often felt like I was visited during the night by a concubinial succubi.

by Kameron87 March 18, 2010

concubinebot

A robot, normally of feminine appearance, designed solely for the purpose of servitude and the sexual gratification of its owner.

Bobs not coming out this week again, hes spending all his time at home with his new concubinebot.

by Vomkrieg April 26, 2014

Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC

me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.

by angie O edema July 4, 2018