conager

a sad little man who just needs a hug.

see that guy over there who's always surrounded by people but still feels alone? that's a conager.

by ?lolwut? August 31, 2013

conahan

A little bitch

That conahan is a bitch

by Letitleak February 26, 2017

conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

conagro

A cunt

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Conah

An annoying twat who takes up the whole desk in both GCSE and A-Level history. Thinks he is the bees knees and is infact quite the opposite. Complains at having a teacher that he doesnt not realise is just an older version of him. Does not have a laugh ego, is just a bit deluded.

"I hate Michael"
"Yeah, he did a Conah in history the other day so i punched his cock"

by manamanotjeff February 13, 2018

Conaphobia

A 6,0 ft traffic cone chased me with a knife

I got chase by a traffic cone THAT had a knife so i got conaphobia

by BigCone69 June 23, 2022

Connaghan’s Law

A person who will “die on” every hill (opinion) that they have. If they do not have one, they’ll make a hill to die on.

Person 1: Red and blue make purple.
Person 2: No, they make yellow.
Person 1: No, they make purple. Watch *mixes red and blue paint to make purple*
Person 2: I think that’s still wrong, they make yellow.
Person 1: Well, I guess you just embody Connaghan’s Law, then.

by Doctor R2-D2 December 17, 2023