comestibles

Items of food. Something you consume. Often associated with potables.

Joe likes to masticate his comestibles.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

comprable

In Spanish, it means buyable or "may/can be bought". In English, it's a misspelling of the word "comparable", due to the fact that the first "a" is silent in the most common of multiple widely accepted pronunciations. Some people claim it's a fake word that people ironically use to sound smart, but the real irony is that people who make that claim are trying to sound smart when they don't know what they're talking about. It's not a fake word, it's a phonetic misspelling of a real word.

Saying that "comprable" is a fake word is comparable to saying that "diffrence" is a fake word.

by bis225 September 9, 2019

constable bukkake

An anchor man In a circle jerk, the event organizer at a strictly all male bukkake party, usually someone named BORIS

Has constable bukkake arrived yet? I'm ready for the party.

by BeastFun January 21, 2018

coitable

A friendly despcription of someone being seen as an acceptable potential partner for coitus.
See also shagalicious, fuckable

Our new colleague is quite a coitable one indeed.

by Dr. Ed Handsome May 20, 2014

courtable

Adj: the quality of being legitimately able to be brought to court.

Girl1: This ho is suing me for calling her a bitch, which she is.
Girl2: Is that even courtable?!

Dude1: Dude, i was such a drunkassbitch when i left the party last night, i can't believe i made it home safe.
Dude2: You best watch yoself, driving drunk is a courtable-ass offense.

by betch.deck March 13, 2011

Constable

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.

Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.

by setmea2 April 1, 2010