Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing - Virtual Server service is provided over the internet.

The 'So What'....
cheaper to maintain server over internet
access desktop from anywhere using browser
cheaper to store MORE data

Hmmm....but I'm moving my private stuff to the internet....that's SOCIAL NETWORKING isn't it?

Hey...Cloud Computing isn't NEW!!!!

Don't let them pull THE CLOUD over your eyes!!!!!

My data feels even more vulnerable to being HACKED!!!!!

by Sister Analogy January 10, 2011

Cloud Computing

A pointless catchphrase (marketing strategy) for technology that has existed for years.

If I always allude to Web 2.0, Cloud computing, synergy, and green power, maybe people won't realize that I'm a complete moron.

by crowdeb November 8, 2009

corpsing

From the theater: to laugh uncontrollably and not be able to stop. (Source: Cate Blanchette on the 12/04/06 Tonight Show). Wikipedia defines it as follows: "Corpsing is a theatrical slang term used to describe when an actor breaks character during a scene - usually by laughing or forgetting his or her lines, or by causing another cast member to do so. Though the origin of the term is unknown, it refers to almost literally murdering the scene.

A BBC TV program on 18 November 2006 stated an opinion that the term "corpsing" originated when there was a corpse on stage, acted by a living actor: there was sometimes a tendency to try to make that actor laugh."

"Hugo Weaving was in a production of King Lear and he could just sat there corpsing."

by Tom McNamee December 7, 2006

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.

Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends

by jwgrooves October 24, 2013

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021