Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005

Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.

“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking”

“Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”

by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022

Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.

yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!

by angry bry February 13, 2009

compooter

Slang for computer.

Some guy: Bruh look at dis compooter
Some other guy: Whoa cool m8

by Flameteor September 28, 2017

compostgasm

when someone who is very passionate about creating a more sustainable future for our planet gets really, really, REALLY excited about composting, and it makes them feel good all over.

oh my goodness!! putting all of these potato skins, orange peels, and broccoli stems into this compost bag is making me soooo happy!! in fact, i think i'm about to have a compostgasm!!!

by earthcrunch December 29, 2010

compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.

See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.

by Reece Evans March 9, 2008