Companion Dog Club

An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.

Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!

Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?

by turthbetold2 July 14, 2010

weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.

Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.

by GLaDOS November 6, 2007

Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.

Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."

by Anthrage June 29, 2011

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015

Negro Companion

A African American friend.

Even though Foote is my negro companion, I couldn't seee him in the dark room until he smiled.

by Dwyer January 18, 2006

Companion

A noun describing another that one desires to associate with, ideally without entangling one's material assets with said other. Accordingly, companions ideally have no perceived need to associate with each other. Companionship can be considered as a Pure relationship because it is unforced by contemporary conditions (needs). Ideally, each companion has their own place of residence and/or clearly defined boundaries within the same residence, allowing for independence (i.e. they can each (dis)associate with each other as they mutually want). Companionship can be contrasted with both plutonic love/conventional friendship and marriage/engagement/dating, as each often incorporates elements where the relationship is expected and accepted to exist at least partially due to perceived need (e.g. where one friend turns to another for advice on how to get through a financial hardship; where a husband and wife believe they need each other for financial or emotional support). Companionship may or may not be romantic/sexual in nature. The term may, for example, be used to formally describe modern romantic relationships whose participants have not registered their marriage with government (thus avoiding legal entanglement of personhood) and/or those whose participants do not share material resource such as joint bank accounts and jointly owned/mortgaged houses.

Is she your wife, spouse, partner, de facto, friend?

Neither, Samantha's my companion.

by Pterippus February 5, 2019